Baseball: "As some people say, baseball is only dull to dull minds,' said Puppy. "Baseball is not dull to me though. It is a sport of action and hot dogs. Go Royals!"
Football: "Does anybody think that football is a sport of the touchdown?" asked Puppy. "It is to me. The touchdown makes everybody stand on their feet and start doing the Irish Jig together. Though I do want something to change. When you make a field goal, it should be called a bucket."
Basketball: "Basketball is made indoors and I'm and outdoors person,' said Puppy. "Not cool. I'm not really interested in basketball, but I am good at playing it. I shot one from the free throw line and made it once!"
