Sunday, September 6, 2015

Day 279- Bob the Monkey

Here is the legend of Bob the Monkey.

BOB THE MONKEY
Bob the monkey was born in 932, on January 32. Immediately after the people stuffed him, he started hitting them with his hands. Soon they were all unconscious. Supposedly, after Bob did that, he said “This monkey gotta’ get a club”. He did.
He escaped from his birth home and started terrorizing the world. He climbed the empire state building on 1234, March 0. Planes came and tried to shoot him down, but he knocked them away with his club. There was no way to stop this monkey! Or so the people thought.
On 2006, May 6th, or somewhere around that time, Bob was terrorizing a build-a-bear shop. Everybody was screaming and running in circles. Except for one person. His name was Rylan Jackson, born 2004, January 29th. He was not scared of this monkey. To him it looked like a cute and cuddly stuffed animal.  Rylan famously said “I want that one!” He grabbed Bob the monkey, and took him home.

And that is the famous story of Bob the monkey. 

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