Go Salvy, it's the Fanfest

Bob the monkey, the ultimate Royals fan, is taking a trip to the Fanfest.

'I am honored to go,' he says. 'And I have something to say. Listen to my story.'

'Now pretend Salvador Perez and running towards the Fanfest in slow-motion with crowds of people with Salvador Perez shirts, hats, bobble heads, fatheads, baseball cards, and more stuff to do with Perez. If you don't know the song In Da Club by 50 cents this won't make much sense to you but it's okay. So imagine the crowd cheering "Hey Salvy, it's the Fanfest! Hey Salvy, it's the Fanfest!" And then he charges into the Fanfest and jumps over George Brett and lands in his autograph chair. That would be awesome right?'