Star: Hello
Mike Trout: Who are you and how did you find out my phone number?
Star: I'm Star the lion and I found out you're phone number by looking it up online
Mike Trout: How did the online find out about my phone number?
Star: How am I supposed to know? I'm just a stuffed animal lion
Mike Trout: So why are you calling?
Star: To ask you to quit baseball so I can take your spot on the Angels
Mike Trout: Why would I quit because of a stuffed animal lion asking me too?
Star: Because I'm very cute and I am poor and I live with only about 70 more stuffed animals
Mike Trout: It doesn't seem to me like you're poor
Star: Well I am when I want to!
Mike Trout: He hung up
Mike Trout: Who are you and how did you find out my phone number?
Star: I'm Star the lion and I found out you're phone number by looking it up online
Mike Trout: How did the online find out about my phone number?
Star: How am I supposed to know? I'm just a stuffed animal lion
Mike Trout: So why are you calling?
Star: To ask you to quit baseball so I can take your spot on the Angels
Mike Trout: Why would I quit because of a stuffed animal lion asking me too?
Star: Because I'm very cute and I am poor and I live with only about 70 more stuffed animals
Mike Trout: It doesn't seem to me like you're poor
Star: Well I am when I want to!
Mike Trout: He hung up
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